reach out
First, let’s figure out if I’m interested in talking to you.
Yes, I’m interested in:
☑️ Print/TV/Film collaborations
No, I’m NOT interested in:
❌ Falling in love with your OnlyFans page
❌ Posting your odd, unrelated content on my website
❌ Turning $100 into $10,000 with just one click
❌ Sponsoring your company with zero vowels in the brand name
❌ Becoming a Nigerian prince and inheriting riches beyond belief
I like to stay busy. It may take a while for me or someone from my posse to reach out, but I promise, it will be worth it!
